Funny Bunny Names
Rabbits are secretly hilarious. They binky across the room for no reason, flop over like they’ve fainted and give you the side-eye when dinner is late. A funny name is the perfect match for all that attitude, and it guarantees a laugh at every vet visit.
Here are more than 100 funny bunny names, from celebrity puns and “hare” wordplay to absurdly formal titles. Every one is family-friendly. Want something sweeter? Head back to our main bunny names list. For more laughs across species, try funny pet names and funny hamster names.
Celebrity pun bunny names
Swap a sound, add a “hop” or a “hare,” and a famous name becomes rabbit royalty.
| Name | The joke | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Hare Styles | Harry Styles | Fluffy-haired lops |
| Bun Jovi | Bon Jovi | Rock-and-roll rabbits |
| Hopsy Osbourne | Ozzy Osbourne | Wild, loud bucks |
| Bunyoncé | Beyoncé | Queen does |
| Harrison Hoppered | Harrison Ford | Adventurous bunnies |
| Taylor Swiftfoot | Taylor Swift | Speedy girls |
| Bunny DeVito | Danny DeVito | Short, stocky bunnies |
| Hopra Winfrey | Oprah Winfrey | Generous does |
| Hare-y Houdini | Harry Houdini | Escape artists |
| Clint Eastbun | Clint Eastwood | Tough-guy bucks |
| Hopi Goldberg | Whoopi Goldberg | Sassy does |
| Carrot Top | The comedian | Ginger rabbits |
| Hopkins | Sir Anthony Hopkins | Distinguished lops |
| Bunsen Honeydew | The Muppets’ scientist | Curious bunnies |
| Leonardo DiCarrot | Leonardo DiCaprio | Handsome bucks |
| Bugsy Malone | The gangster musical | Tough little bucks |
| Mr. Bunbury | Oscar Wilde’s fictional excuse in The Importance of Being Earnest | Literary types |
Hop, hare and bun wordplay
Classic rabbit puns never get old.
| Name | The joke | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Hopscotch | The playground game | Jumpers |
| Hoppity | Hop + hippity | Bouncy babies |
| Hip Hop | The music genre | Dancing binkiers |
| Hopportunity | Opportunity | Food thieves |
| Hare Force One | Air Force One | Speedy, important rabbits |
| Hopalong Cassidy | The cowboy hero | Western bunnies |
| Bunstoppable | Unstoppable | Escape artists |
| Hareloom | Heirloom | Old souls |
| Bunderwear | Underwear | Laundry chewers |
| Hopsolutely | Absolutely | Agreeable bunnies |
| Bunny Business | Funny business | Troublemakers |
| Hareball | Hairball | Shedding season champions |
| Hopcorn | Popcorn | Popcorning bunnies |
| Bunfire | Bonfire | Fiery reds |
| Hare Raiser | Hair-raiser | Chaos bunnies |
| Bunderella | Cinderella | Glass-slipper princesses |
Pop-culture parody names
Movies, TV and books are full of names just waiting for a bunny twist.
| Name | The joke | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Harriet Potter | Harry Potter | Magical does |
| Hermi-hare | Hermione | Clever girls |
| Hop Solo | Han Solo | Rebel bucks |
| Chew-bunny | Chewbacca | Big fluffy chewers |
| Obi-Bun Kenobi | Obi-Wan Kenobi | Wise elders |
| Bunnicula | James Howe’s vampire bunny books | Black bunnies with red eyes |
| Hoppy Gilmore | Happy Gilmore | Sporty bucks |
| Captain Carrot | Comic-book superhero bunny | Heroic bucks |
| Thumperdinck | Humperdinck in The Princess Bride | Dramatic foot-thumpers |
| Gandalf the Grey Lop | Gandalf the Grey | Wise grey lops |
| Frodo Bunnins | Frodo Baggins | Small adventurers |
| Luke Skyhopper | Luke Skywalker | Farm-boy heroes |
| Frank Sinhopra | Frank Sinatra | Crooners |
| Peter Rabbit Jr. | The Beatrix Potter classic | Garden raiders |
Funny food names for bunnies
Rabbits are basically fluffy salad processors, so food names come naturally. (Treats in moderation, please.)
| Name | The joke | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Lettuce | “Lettuce eat” | Hungry bunnies |
| Cabbage Patch | The dolls | Chunky babies |
| Kale Kardashian | Kim Kardashian | Glamorous greens-lovers |
| Romaine Calm | Remain calm | Chill lops |
| Brussels | Brussels sprouts | Small bunnies |
| Meatball | Totally vegetarian, but round | Chubby rabbits |
| Cinnabun | Cinnamon bun | Sweet reds |
| Hot Cross Bun | The Easter bun | Easter bunnies |
| Bun Appétit | Bon appétit | Foodies |
| Hay-ley | Haley | Hay fanatics |
| Pancake | Flat when they flop | Floppers |
| Tater Tot | Round and golden | Small fawns |
| Nugget | Small and golden | Netherland dwarfs |
| Beetroot | Red and earthy | Reddish rabbits |
| Crouton | Crunchy salad topping | Tiny bunnies |
Hilariously human bunny names
A very ordinary human name on a very small rabbit is comedy gold. See old man names and old lady names for more.
| Name | The joke | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Kevin | So ordinary | Any bunny |
| Gary | Middle-management energy | Serious bucks |
| Brenda | Book-club vibes | Bossy does |
| Nigel | Very British | Proper lops |
| Doris | Grandma energy | Old-soul does |
| Dave | Just Dave | Laid-back bucks |
| Pam | Front-desk energy | Friendly does |
| Gerald | Accountant bunny | Tidy rabbits |
| Linda | Neighborhood gossip | Chatty does |
| Steve | Weekend-barbecue bunny | Friendly bucks |
| Bernard | Retired gentleman | Elderly lops |
| Mildred | Knits in her spare time | Calm does |
| Terry | Could be anyone | Unisex |
| Chad | Gym bro | Muscular bucks |
| Susan | Runs the PTA | Organized does |
Ridiculously fancy bunny titles
Nothing is funnier than a tiny rabbit with an enormous title.
| Name | The joke | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Sir Hops-a-Lot | Noble and bouncy | Knightly bucks |
| Lady Fluffington | Aristocratic fluff | Angoras |
| Duke of Floppington | For lop-eared royalty | Holland lops |
| Twitchy McNoseface | Boaty McBoatface meme | Sniffers |
| Professor Whiskers | Academic rabbit | Thoughtful bunnies |
| Baron von Binky | Binky = a rabbit’s happy jump | Joyful jumpers |
| Count Carrotula | Count Dracula | Dramatic black bunnies |
| Admiral Fluffybottom | Naval commander | Big-bottomed rabbits |
| Her Royal Fluffiness | Royal address | Diva does |
| Sir Nibbles the Brave | Knight of the salad bowl | Bold nibblers |
| Madame Floppy Ears | French elegance | Lop does |
| Captain Cottontail | Sea captain | Adventurers |
| Lord Thumperton | Stately home owner | Foot thumpers |
| The Right Honorable Dust Bunny | Parliamentary | Grey fluffballs |
Funny names for bunny pairs
Bonded rabbits deserve a matching joke.
| Pair | The joke | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Salt & Pepa | The hip-hop duo | White and black bunnies |
| Hop & Scotch | Hopscotch | Playful pair |
| Lettuce & Tomato | BLT, hold the bacon | Green-loving duo |
| Bun & Only | The one and only | Inseparable pair |
| Mac & Cheese | Comfort food | Orange and white |
| Thelma & Hopise | Thelma & Louise | Escape artists |
| Batman & Robbit | Batman & Robin | Crime-fighting duo |
| Harey & Sally | When Harry Met Sally | Bonded couple |
| Jay & Silent Bun | Jay and Silent Bob | One loud, one quiet |
| Wallace & Gromit | The Aardman duo (with a nod to The Curse of the Were-Rabbit) | Clever pair |
Tips for choosing a funny bunny name
- Test it at the vet. If you can say “Hopsy Osbourne is here for his nail trim” with a straight face, you’ve found a winner.
- Pick a nickname too. Long joke names like Admiral Fluffybottom usually shrink to “Admiral” or “Fluffy” day to day.
- Match the joke to the personality. Escape artists get Houdini names; grumpy bunnies get Gerald or Brenda.
- Keep it kind. The best funny names laugh with your rabbit, not at other people. For more ideas, browse funny nicknames.
- Theme the whole household. If your dog is already Bark Obama, a rabbit called Hop Solo fits right in. See funny dog names.
Frequently asked questions
What is a funny name for a bunny?
Popular funny bunny names include Hare Styles, Bun Jovi, Hopsy Osbourne, Harriet Potter, Sir Hops-a-Lot and Twitchy McNoseface.
What is a good pun name for a rabbit?
Rabbit puns usually play on “hop,” “hare” or “bun”: Hop Solo, Hare Force One, Bunderella, Hopscotch and Bun Appétit are all favorites.
What is a funny name for a black bunny?
Bunnicula (the vampire bunny from James Howe’s books), Count Carrotula and Licorice Allsorts are all great picks for a black rabbit.
What are funny names for two bunnies?
Try Salt & Pepa, Hop & Scotch, Harey & Sally, Batman & Robbit or Lettuce & Tomato.
What does binky mean for rabbits?
A binky is the joyful twisting leap rabbits do when they’re happy. It inspired names like Baron von Binky.