Funny Cat Names
Cats take themselves extremely seriously, which is exactly why a funny name works so well. There’s nothing quite like calling “Sir Pounce-a-Lot, get off the counter” or introducing a regal Persian as Gary. We’ve rounded up more than 100 funny cat names — puns, deadpan human names, over-the-top titles and ironic picks — all family-friendly and easy to shout across the house.
Want something sweeter? Try our cute cat names. Naming the whole menagerie? See funny pet names and funny dog names, or head back to the main cat names list.
Celebrity cat puns
Swap in a “meow,” “purr” or “cat” and suddenly your tabby is a star. These are the crowd-pleasers.
| Name | Based on | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Catrick Swayze | Patrick Swayze | Cats who dance on the counter |
| Meowly Cyrus | Miley Cyrus | Wrecking-ball kittens |
| Chairman Meow | Chairman Mao | Dictators of the household |
| Purrlock Holmes | Sherlock Holmes | Nosy investigators |
| Clawdia | Claudia | Sharp-clawed girls |
| Catsby | The Great Gatsby | Cats who throw parties at 3 a.m. |
| Cat Damon | Matt Damon | Adventurous escape artists |
| Leonardo DiCatprio | Leonardo DiCaprio | Dramatic performers |
| Cleocatra | Cleopatra | Queens of the Nile (or sofa) |
| Meowrio | Mario | Jumpy gamers |
| Pablo Picatso | Pablo Picasso | Artsy cats with odd markings |
| Santa Claws | Santa Claus | December rescues |
| Fuzz Aldrin | Buzz Aldrin | Space-cadet cats |
| Jean-Luc Picat | Jean-Luc Picard | Captain of the house |
| Kitty Purry | Katy Perry | Loud singers |
| Brad Kitt | Brad Pitt | Handsome boys |
| Sir Isaac Mewton | Sir Isaac Newton | Cats who test gravity with your mugs |
| Hairy Potter | Harry Potter | Long-haired wizards |
| Mewtwo | The Pokémon | Gamers’ cats |
| Paw McCartney | Paul McCartney | Musical cats |
| Ali Cat | “Alley cat” and Muhammad Ali | Scrappy fighters |
| Purrince | Prince | Purple-loving households |
Hilariously ordinary human names
Deadpan human names are a huge trend. The more serious the cat, the funnier it gets. For more, see old man names and old lady names.
| Name | Energy | Why it’s funny |
|---|---|---|
| Kevin | Office middle manager | No cat has ever looked like a Kevin, yet here we are |
| Gary | Weekend barbecue dad | Pure suburban chaos |
| Brenda | Neighborhood watch captain | Always watching through the window |
| Karen | Wants to see the manager | For cats who complain loudly |
| Steve | Chill surfer | Nothing bothers him |
| Doug | Reliable accountant | Solid and dependable |
| Linda | Book club president | Opinions on everything |
| Barbara | Sensible aunt | Judges your life choices |
| Gerald | Retired golfer | Loves a sunny spot |
| Carl | Regular at the diner | Deadpan stare |
| Nancy | Suburban mom | Organizes the house (by knocking things off it) |
| Todd | Gym bro | Zooms at 2 a.m. |
| Dennis | Grumpy neighbor | Hates the mailman |
| Susan | HR representative | Mediates cat fights |
| Bob | Just Bob | Perfectly plain |
| Phil | Weather guy | Predicts dinner time accurately |
| Deborah | Retired schoolteacher | Firm but fair |
| Norman | Model train collector | Quiet hobbyist |
Ridiculously grand titles
Cats already act like royalty — you might as well make it official. More in king names and queen names.
| Name | Short form | Perfect for |
|---|---|---|
| Sir Pounce-a-Lot | Sir | Ambushers |
| Lady Whiskerton | Whiskers | Refined ladies |
| Lord Fluffington III | Fluff | Pompous long-hairs |
| Duchess of Purringham | Duchess | Elegant girls |
| Baron von Whiskers | Baron | Mustached cats |
| Captain Snuggles | Captain | Cuddle commanders |
| Professor Meowington | Prof | Know-it-alls |
| Admiral Fluffbottom | Admiral | Fluffy-bottomed boys |
| Countess Clawdette | Countess | Glamorous divas |
| General Mayhem | General | Chaos agents |
| Emperor Fuzzypants | Emp | Supreme rulers |
| Dr. Meowgi | Doc | Wise old cats |
| Her Royal Floofiness | Floofy | Pampered Persians |
| Sergeant Stripes | Sarge | Tabby soldiers |
| Fluffy McFluffface | McFluff | Named by internet vote, obviously |
Ironic names
Name a cat the exact opposite of what it is and enjoy the reactions at the vet.
| Name | Give it to | The joke |
|---|---|---|
| Tiny | A 20-pound Maine Coon | Nothing tiny about him |
| Chaos | The laziest cat alive | Hasn’t moved since Tuesday |
| Speedy | A dedicated napper | Top speed: stroll |
| Sunshine | A grumpy black cat | Radiates doom |
| Killer | A gentle, timid cat | Afraid of the vacuum |
| Lucky | A cat who falls off things | Luck pending |
| Spot | A solid-colored cat | No spots whatsoever |
| Fang | A toothless senior | Gums of steel |
| Rover | An indoor-only cat | Has never roamed |
| Snowball | A jet-black cat | A classic joke |
| Fido | Any cat | A dog’s name on a cat |
| Mouse | A big, bold hunter | Irony with a side of prey |
| Ninja | The clumsiest cat | Knocks over everything |
| Genius | A cat who chases its own tail | Bless him |
Silly food names
Food names are funny because a cat looks exactly like dinner. See food cat names for the full menu.
| Name | Suits | Note |
|---|---|---|
| Meatloaf | Chunky boys | Also a rock legend |
| Pork Chop | Chubby cats | Southern classic |
| Tater Tot | Small brown cats | Nickname “Tot” |
| Chicken Nugget | Golden kittens | Kids love it |
| Beef Jerky | Skinny, wiry cats | Toughest cat on the block |
| Frito | Orange cats | Crunchy name |
| Spaghetti | Long, floppy cats | Nickname “Sketti” |
| Fish Stick | Cats obsessed with tuna | Ironic and sweet |
| Chimichanga | Wrapped-in-a-blanket cats | Fun to say |
| Burrito Supreme | Fat, wrapped-up cats | Nickname “Supreme” |
| Toast | Loaf-shaped cats | Cats that “loaf” |
| Waffle Fry | Cats with crossed stripes | Quirky and cute |
Pop culture and meme cats
Famous cartoon and internet cats, plus characters who’d obviously be cats. Our anime names page has more character ideas.
| Name | From | Best for |
|---|---|---|
| Garfield | The lasagna-loving comic cat | Lazy orange boys |
| Grumpy | Internet-famous Grumpy Cat | Permanently unimpressed |
| Fat Louie | The Princess Diaries | Hefty orange tabbies |
| Mr. Bigglesworth | Austin Powers | Hairless Sphynx cats |
| Crookshanks | Hermione’s cat in Harry Potter | Squashed-face gingers |
| Chonk | The meme word for a fat cat | Big units |
| Nyan | Nyan Cat meme | Rainbow-chasing kittens |
| Tom | Tom and Jerry | Hapless hunters |
| Stimpy | The Ren & Stimpy Show | Goofy, simple cats |
| Goose | The cat in Captain Marvel | Cats with mysterious powers |
| Heathcliff | The comic-strip cat | Neighborhood troublemakers |
| Sassy | Homeward Bound | Sarcastic Himalayans |
| Puss in Boots | The fairy tale and Shrek | Big-eyed charmers |
| Snowball II | The Simpsons | Replacement cats with confidence |
Funny names for pairs of cats
Two cats, one joke. For people-name duos, see our trio names if you’re adopting a third.
| Pair | Theme | Why it works |
|---|---|---|
| Fish & Chips | British takeaway | Obviously |
| Peanut Butter & Jelly | Lunchbox classic | Best buddies |
| Cheech & Chong | Comedy duo | Very relaxed cats |
| Tom & Jerry | Cartoon rivals | Cats who fight and make up |
| Laurel & Hardy | Comedy duo | One big, one small |
| Ketchup & Mustard | Condiments | Orange and yellow cats |
| Chip & Dale | Cartoon chipmunks | Hyperactive siblings |
| Pinky & The Brain | Cartoon mice | One genius, one not |
How to pick a funny cat name that lasts
- Say it at the vet. “Meowly Cyrus?” will be called out in a waiting room. If that makes you smile rather than cringe, go for it.
- Choose a short call name. Long pun names need a nickname: Catrick Swayze becomes “Swayze,” Lord Fluffington becomes “Fluff.”
- Let the personality pick the joke. A chaotic kitten suits General Mayhem; a sleepy one suits Speedy.
- Keep it kind and clean. Funny names get shouted in front of neighbors and kids, so steer clear of anything crude — it’s the same rule we use for funny team names.
- Future-proof it. Meme names can date fast; classic puns and human names like Kevin stay funny for years.
Frequently asked questions
What is the funniest cat name?
It depends on the cat, but deadpan human names like Kevin, Gary or Brenda and celebrity puns like Catrick Swayze and Meowly Cyrus reliably get the biggest laughs.
What are funny names for a fat cat?
Tiny, Chonk, Meatloaf, Pork Chop, Fat Louie and Burrito Supreme are affectionate, funny names for a big-bellied cat.
Are cat puns good cat names?
Yes, as long as there’s a short call name. Most pun names naturally shorten (Purrlock to “Purr,” Clawdia to “Claudie”), so your cat still learns them easily.
What is a funny name for a black cat?
Snowball, Sunshine, Espresso, Void or Salem work well; ironic names like Snowball are especially popular for jet-black cats.